Adventureland

By Ira Goldklang

Originally published in EUG #45

The first of Scott Adams' adventures is a journey through mystical, unknown lands, in which you must collect a blue Ox, jeweled fruit, a pot of rubies, a diamond ring, a diamond bracelet, a magic mirror, a golden crown, a thick Persian rug, a firestone, a golden net, a golden fish, some royal honey and the Dragon's eggs.

If the chiggers bite you, type GET MUD then DROP MUD (or it will get infected).

*** Treasure 1. The Blue Ox ***
E, E, GET AXE (It has the magic word 'Bunyon' written on it!), N, GET OX, SAY BUNYON (This propels you up out of the bog), SWIM, S, GO HOLE, GET FLINT, U, W, W, GET AXE, GET OX

*** Treasure 2. Jeweled Fruit ***
GET FRUIT

*** Treasure 3. Pot of Rubies ***
E, CLIMB TREE, GET KEYS, CLIMB DOWN, CHOP TREE, DROP AXE, GET MUD, GO STUMP, DROP MUD, DROP OX, DROP FRUIT, D, GET RUBIES, U, DROP RUBIES

*** Treasures 4 and 5. Diamond Ring and Diamond Bracelet***
GET LAMP, RUB LAMP, RUB LAMP (Yes, twice!)

*** Treasure 6. Magic Mirror ***
D, GO HOLE, OPEN DOOR, DROP KEYS, LIGHT LAMP, GO HALL, D, S, GET BLADDER, N, U, U, U, UNLIGHT LAMP, U, U, GET GAS, GO STUMP, D, LIGHT LAMP, GO HOLE, GO HALL, D, S, U, DROP BLADDER, IGNITE GAS, GO HOLE, JUMP, YELL, GET MIRROR

*** Treasure 7. Golden Crown ***
GO THRONE, GET CROWN

*** Treasure 8. Thick Persian Rug ***
W, JUMP, W, GET BRICKS, D, N, U, U, U, UNLIGHT LAMP, U, DROP CROWN, GET BOTTLE, D, LIGHT LAMP, DROP FLINT, GO HOLE, GO HALL, D, D, D, W, D, GET RUG

*** Treasure 9. Firestone ***
D, BUILD DAM, LOOK LAVA, POUR WATER, GET FIRESTONE

*** Treasure 10. Golden Net ***
GET NET

*** Treasure 11. Golden Fish ***
SAY AWAY, SAY AWAY (Yes, twice!), UNLIGHT LAMP, S, GO STUMP, DROP RUG, DROP MIRROR, DROP FIRESTONE, U, E, N, GET WATER, GET FISH

*** Treasure 12. Royal Honey ***
S, W, GO STUMP, DROP FISH, DROP NET, GET MUD, D, GET FLINT, LIGHT LAMP, DROP FLINT, GO HOLE, GO HALL, D, N, SAVE GAME (You need to do this as the bees suffocate randomly unless you're lucky), GET HONEY

*** Treasure 13. Dragon's Eggs ***
(If the bees die, you need to restore the game and pick up at GET HONEY) POUR WATER, GET BEES (If you are stung, GO UP), S, U, U, UNLIGHT LAMP, U, DROP MUD, U, U, N, DROP BEES, GET EGGS

*** The Home Stretch ***
S, GO STUMP, DROP EGGS, DROP HONEY, SCORE