Welcome to the eighth Scott Adams' walkthrough in the month that EUG finally got hold of the Official Scott Adams' hintbook which contains coded hints and tips for the official fourteen Scott Adams' adventures. Fourteen? Here at EUG there are only thirteen: nine is Ghost Town, ten is Savage Island 1, eleven Savage Island 2, twelve Golden Voyage and thirteen Sorceror Of Claymorgue Castle. Does anyone have any information on this fourteenth adventure? The book, rather unhelpfully, doesn't give it a name although it is not, I repeat, not Buckaroo Banzai (a bugged adventure fifteen that appeared only on the Scott Adams Scoops compilation.
And, while we're on the subject, does anyone out there have a unbugged copy of Buckaroo Banzai? Our copy was committed to a home for the terminally ill adventures a long time ago...
The Thirteen Treasures in the Pyramid Of Doom are:
GOLD NECKLACE * RUBY * BLACK PEARL * ANTIQUE TAPESTRY * GOLD TEETH * GOLD COIN * GOLD SCARAB * SAPPHIRE * PLATINUM BAR * DIAMOND NECKLACE
| Desert | GET POLE, INVENTORY, GET WATER, GO POOL |
| Pool of water | GET KEY, E |
| Desert | N |
| Desert | E |
| Desert | DIG, GET KEY, S |
| Desert next to pyramid | GET STONE (You hear machinery sounds), DIG, GO HOLE |
| Hole | UNLOCK DOOR, U |
| Desert next to pyramid | UNLOCK DOOR, DROP SHOVEL, LIGHT FLASHLIGHT, GO DOOR |
| Rocky entrance-way | GET PISTOL, DROP KEY, N |
| Dining hall | E |
| Hallway | GET FLUTE, W |
| Dining hall | S |
| Rocky entrance-way | S |
| Sitting room | LOOK ASHES, LOOK FIREPLACE, GET NECKLACE, GET COAL, WASH COAL, PLAY FLUTE, SAVE GAME (The rats kill you 20% of the time), DROP FLUTE, GO PASSAGEWAY |
| Sloping crawlway | N |
| Round altar room | E |
| Hieroglyphics room | READ HIEROGLYPHICS (Whadya know? This is where we have to bring the treasures!), DROP NECKLACE, DROP STONE, GET JERKY, W |
| Round altar room | N |
| Hallway | FEED OYSTER, GET PEARL, W |
| Dining hall | S |
| Rocky entrance-way | OPEN SARCOP(HAGUS), DROP KEY, GO SARCOP(HAGUS) |
| Sarcophagus | D |
| Burial room | POUR WATER, DROP CANTEEN, GET TAPESTRY, GO ALCOVE |
| Hidden alcove | GET SKULL, LOOK SKULL, GET TEETH, LOOK BOX, LOOK BOX, GET GLOVE, W |
| Burial room | U |
| Sarcophagus | W |
| Rocky entrance-way | N |
| Dining hall | E |
| Hallway | GO ARCHWAY |
| Round altar room | E |
| Hieroglyphics room | DROP TAPESTRY, DROP TEETH, DROP PEARL, W |
| Round altar room | N |
| Hallway | W |
| Dining hall | S |
| Rocky entrance-way | GO SARCOP(HAGUS) |
| Sarcophagus | D |
| Burial room | N |
| Long, narrow passageway | WEAR GLOVE, HIT DOOR, REMOVE GLOVE, DROP GLOVE, GO DOOR (At which point, you will be blinded by light and shut it off!) |
| Dark location | FEEL FLOOR (You find a coin), GET COIN, E |
| Dark location | LIGHT FLASHLIGHT |
| Dressing room | GET SCARAB, W (You'll be blinded again and shut off the light!) |
| Dark location | W |
| Dark location | LIGHT FLASHLIGHT |
| Long, narrow passageway | S |
| Burial room | S |
| Tall room | DROP SKULL (Skeleton will place it on his shoulders and pull down a ladder), GO LADDER |
| Revolving cavern | S |
| Narrow ledge | GET SAPPHIRE, THROW RUBY (into the pool), S |
| Prison cell | LOOK EXPLORER, LOOK RUBBISH, GET PIN, GET CARVING, W |
| Revolving cavern | D |
| Tall room | N |
| Burial room | U |
| Sarcophagus | W |
| Rocky entrance-way | GET KEY, DROP PISTOL, GET KEY, N |
| Dining hall | E |
| Hallway | GO ARCHWAY |
| Round altar room | E |
| Hieroglyphics | DROP SCARAB, DROP COIN, DROP PIN, DROP CARVING, DROP SAPPHIRE, W |
| Round altar room | N |
| Hallway | W |
| Dining hall | S |
| Rocky entrance-way | GET PISTOL, GO SARCOP(HAGUS) |
| Sarcophagus | D |
| Burial room | N |
| Long, narrow passageway | GET GLOVE, GET ROPE, S |
| Burial room | S |
| Tall room | GET SAW, GO LADDER |
| Revolving cavern | S |
| Narrow ledge | THROW ROPE, GO ROPE |
| Throne room | OPEN CHEST, GET CROWN, PULL CHAIN, GO STAIRS |
| Treasure room | WEAR GLOVE (It will slip off), GET GLOVE, WEAR GLOVE, UNLOCK COFFER (It will slip again but don't get it this time!), DROP KEYS, LOOK COFFER, GET BRACELET, SAW BARS, GO WINDOW |
| Top of a pyramid | GET BAR, W |
| Treasure room | D |
| Throne room | D |
| Narrow ledge | W |
| Revolving cavern | D |
| Tall room | N |
| Burial room | U |
| Sarcophagus | W |
| Rocky entrance-way | N |
| Dining hall | E |
| Hallway | GO ARCHWAY |
| Round altar room | E |
| Hieroglyphics room | DROP BAR, DROP CROWN, DROP BRACELET, W |
| Round altar room | N |
| Hallway | W |
| Dining hall | SAW TABLE, GET NECKLACE, E |
| Hallway | GO ARCHWAY |
| Round altar room | E |
| Hieroglyphics room | DROP NECKLACE, SCORE |
And it's all over for the eighth time. If anyone has any information on the adventures mentioned in the intro (#14 and #15), please contact EUG so this series can be completely, competently and correctly concluded.