"Fleas! Beg Bugs! And all you wanted was a quiet night... The pests are after your feet and you'll have to move fast to stop them. Swot them with a jam sandwich or crunch them with your false teeth. If you're desperate you can always phone for help but whatever you do, do it quickly. You need cunning tactics and nimble fingers! Bed Bugs guarantees hours of hilarity for the whole family."

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